Patty Nixx was born and raised in Washington D.C, where she was tortured by nuns for twelve years - which led to her current "state". She has performed all over the country and has entertained for our troops in the military. Patty dropped out of comedy a couple of years ago to go to law school, but claims that law school turned her into a "lying, filthy, flea-bitten whore", so she has returned to comedy and is no longer lying or filthy, but the flea bites remain.  Patty can be reached at pnixx@hotmail.com